this kmart job application got me stressing
they about to start asking me do i wear hanes or fruit of the loom next shit
How are you under 35 with no kids
And have saggy titties already
Getting booty pics is difficult
Girls be quick to supply you with some titties but the booty? Now a nigga asking too muchmuch
i doubt im going to buy a new phone
i would have to drop 200 for a 3gs iphone, i don't want a iphone again, 200 for a hd2 or nexus one, i refuse to pay 200 for a hd2 that came out in 09, nexus one could be my best bet but idk i feel like that charger plug breaks easily, some dude was selling a iphone 4 for 219, lets hope he wasnt playing around and email me back
If a girl made me feel short
I would cry, I ain't a man no mo
I need to find a better mobile porn site
Xnxx ain’t cutting it anymore
I take shots at kam while she sleep
Cause if I fuck around and get her angry while she’s around I got to face the fact that if I look at her we would be eye to eye, and that’s a scary thought
I have lucky charms
But they hurt my teeth really bad, cause the marshmellows are hard as rocks
i just watched two seasons of the wire in a few days
#:’) #booty #bitches #i love booty #i love bitches
This is the only thing I wake up for other than going to the mall screaming out “aye insert shirt color
I had the worse dream about batman
He was hunting my life, I was a drug kingpin,selling them things, this nigga was on my jock too, always flying into my window, I thought he was serious, till I came home from playing basketball and took a shower, nigga was all soapy too, hair all wet, I pulled back the certain and seen batman, standing there, it was horrible, my whole life flashed before my eyes, I just knew he was going to beat my ass in a no homo way
i think its that time
to go play san andreas and forget about the world, hope these hoes don’t blow up my phone
i feel like if u gonna be a porn star
your dick got to be 8.5 inches, no homo, but i dont want to look a tiny dick nigga fucking a bad bitch, makes me mad, but i dont want to see some horse dick ugly ass nigga fucking a bad bitch, just makes me hate my dad for obvious reasons